Saturday, October 29, 2005

fart world record

I was talking to yani on MSN just now.. and it went something like this..

mars: *farts*
yani: oi nasib baik puasa tak batal kalau kentot.. wahh like that nak bayar balik seksa seh..
mars: yahla, how to control kentot seh.. esp kalau nak tahan wuduk.. paling susah
yani: i think it's in our diet noe.. that's y we fart a lot.. i cannot get by a day without farting!
mars: really? but tt time i went turkey, faris also farted a lot wat..
yani: yeahla, it's de onions.. it's de diet i tell u! my landlady she can tahan her wuduk sometimes from zuhur to isyak (her landlady is kenyan btw)
mars: really?!? maybe one day she should try for record eh.. see if can tahan from subuh to isyak! haha..
yani: waaat? haha cannot fart the whole day!
mars: u think got guiness record for such thing anot? see who can tahan the longest without farting?

yes.. what a crappy conversation!!! lol..

my mummy just made honey cornflakes! yummms!

Posted by missymarsie at 11:26 PM

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